VHS killed the video star.

Art punk has a name, and it’s Lynch.

So bad, it’s good?

The most cinematic slasher of all time?

The spiciest body horror of all time?

One can only hope to never find serial killers funny.

Human nature is Satan’s church.

There’s no predicting an epic quite like Korean horror.

Not worth reanimating.

The scariest classic horror of all time?

Old people are scary enough!

Body horror is a lost art.

The most adorable homemade horror ever.

Watch a movie recap instead.

Subverting suburban horror.

28 sequels later, apparently.

Is beauty the highest currency?

From pulse to flatline.

Style over substance.

Death still has a sense of humor.

Legends of a hotel ghost story that no one can remember.

The sloppest of them all!

Portal to the found footage genre.

How much blood do you want with your popcorn?

A children’s tale…for adults?

Who are you, really?

How do you kill a Thing among us?

Horny vampyr wreaks havoc on German town.

Bible school for the disbelievers.

Welcome to uncanny valley.

When the story is more intriguing than the slashing.

How a legendary fable should be depicted.

Let’s sleep with the lights on.

Making racial injustice feel like an urban myth.

James McAvoy takes the crown for multiple-personalities.

Analog horror for those that love ghost stories.

Spielberg makes a generation afraid of the beach.

A failed attempt to expand the zeitgeist of Solaris.

The scariest Peele movie, still isn’t particularly scary.

As though we weren’t already scared enough of clowns.

What makes a true haunted house is foreboding tension.

There’s nothing in the woods.

Catharsis for all the high school injustice.

When Guillermo del Toro does steampunk.

A successfully triggering film.

Korean zombies infect western cinema. 

M. Night Shyamalan’s movies are indeed, too old.

Found footage and zombies are a match made in hell.

The resurrection of the Alien franchise?

Superficial, artificial, the body horrors of vanity.