House (1977)
So bad, itโs good?
Presentation:
When does a cinematic experiment go wrong? Wherever that metric may be, House marks the spot. This is visually one of the most convoluted ADHD displays I can remember, even among music videos in 2025. Yet this film was made in 70s Japan. The maximalist editing is outrageous and the visuals have a nostalgic bloom that could appeal to Gen Alpha. This is a farce horror film, intentionally designed to be bad. Itโs like the Sharknado of Japanese cinema, but it might be kind of cinematically enjoyable to some so maybe itโs more like Rubber. I couldnโt finish this brain rot and the only reason I powered through was to provide you with the stills.
Conclusion:
At what point does visualmaxxing become stupid? Thereโs a reason there arenโt many one chili reviews. Those are saved for special films, many of which never make the Hall of Spice. The director attempts to make a film so bad, itโs good. But in this case, itโs just terrible. But everyone arranges their house differently, so this just might be wild enough for your quirky tastes.
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