Microphones are a conspiracist’s best friend.

Some traumas can’t be washed clean.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

A different war on drugs.

I still don’t care about 60 minutes. 

How long can you stay at the top?

All the world’s a stage.

Mystery on the dark side of the moon.

Human connection, connected through randomness.

Porno has never been more cinematic! 

Not the boxing film you envisioned.

Human connection has no cultural bounds.

Good Will Hunting the poker grifter.

Legends of a hotel ghost story that no one can remember.

Some family dynamics are beyond fixing.

Don’t wanna get off this train.

Noir sophistication at its finest.

War never changes.

Divorce is the least of your worries.

Will their visit be full of wonders or horrors?

If Seinfeld was a movie.

How do you kill a Thing among us?

When heart matters more than historical accuracy.

Shakespearean downfall of a charismatic drug lord.

Global archeological adventure awaits!

All I want for Christmas is an action blockbuster.

How a legendary fable should be depicted.

What superhero movies could have been.

I see dead people.

Pre-internet adventures of American adolescence.

Father figure not just for The Holdovers.

The precursor to Gen Z filmmaking.

Sometimes the realest love is the most bittersweet.

When the jokes are good enough to repeat again and again.

A romcom even men should enjoy.

Do you have to be unstable to be a great artist?

Bringing Japan to western audiences.

Spielberg makes a generation afraid of the beach.

When a supporting lead steals the show.

Silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Why science fiction should exist.

Fun as long as you can turn off your brain.

A typical, yet effectively entertaining blockbuster.

Snip, snip.

Catharsis for all the high school injustice.

You shouldn’t have any problems falling asleep.

Definitely entertained.

Don’t do drugs.

Bring phone booths back again.