Winter wonder epic in Bolshevik Russia.

Contempt is the most colorful display.

Thinking about the next ride already…

Back when creativity went to the moon.

When disabled method acting is shaky at best.

Hollow puppets in a shallow animation.

Refrain from contact in 2026…

Las Vegas on LSD.

The painted world of Robin Williams.

VHS killed the video star.

Mutiny for the jungle opera.

Surrealism is not for the discreet.

Experimental concept does not a good film make.

For the Taiwanese.

A video game cutscene you can’t skip.

Not worth reanimating.

Are musicals your thing?

The most adorable homemade horror ever.

Watch a movie recap instead.

Not worth searching for. 

Was the title not quirky enough for you?

Seasick of streaming platform slop.

Put the brush down, Wes Anderson.

Would you let Kristen Stewart shop for you?

Autobiography of a rebellious filmmaker.

Would rather watch Scooby Doo.

If they made Law and Order into a movie.

Welcome to uncanny valley.

Making racial injustice feel like an urban myth.

Mr. Robot without the hacking.

A failed attempt to expand the zeitgeist of Solaris.

Is stylish world building enough to make a movie?

There’s nothing in the woods.

The greatness of this Pinocchio is a lie.

Some Hollywood franchises need to die.

Wait, you mean Late Night TV wasn’t always the devil?

Watch Perfect Blue instead.

Off with the audience’s head.

Sexy, mature, sophisticated, but no love.

When ego is put before the story.

What a failed attempted masterpiece looks like.

Bombastic visuals and storytelling make for an indecisive biography.

An adult action comedy where the comedy is an afterthought.

It's hard to say why this love letter was made.

A slow crossing of the finish line.

Bacon gets burnt pretty quickly.

No feelings at all, really.

A deceptively smug lesson.

Jane Wick with the Dragon Tattoo.

I’m not smiling.