No, you can't make us hate Ryan Gosling.

Old money burns the saltiest.

When drama feels like action.

Visual spectacle of a generation.

The grass is always greener…next to Auschwitz.

Curiosity is the real killer.

Italian cinema has the sprezzatura!

Christmas nostalgia for even the coldest Grinches.

Resilience is not an act.

And you thought your life was hard.

Beauty in the mundane.

Constantly shifting perspectives that might just shift yours.

The death of Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli.

Unsophisticated subversion.

Wait, you mean Late Night TV wasn’t always the devil?

In the courts of 2023, men fall so women can rise.

When ego is put before the story.

Anything’s possible with animation.

A nice layup from Scorsese but no slam dunk.

A good giant monster film.

Evil so sinister you’ll think it’s real.

Human trafficking never delivers full justice.

LARPing a meaningful popcorn flick.

A fitting end to Keanu Reeve's John Wick.

Loving you in a past life.

Wes Anderson is searching for something but expects you to find the answer.

A good film for anyone else, a mediocre film from Fincher.

A slow crossing of the finish line.

No feelings at all, really.

Jane Wick with the Dragon Tattoo.

The only haunting from this Poirot detective drama is my time wasted.

Wake me up when we get there.

The only thing keeping this ship afloat is an FX3.

Leave your expectations behind.

A vegan burger that doesn’t know what it wants to be.