Making Star Wars look like a distant memory, far, far away.

Phil Tippett’s nightmare fuel.

Varsity rowing giving me Whiplash.

Taking the scenic route through life.

No wonder no one wants to get married.

Better call John Wick?

Put the brush down, Wes Anderson.

Making racial injustice feel like an urban myth.

M. Night Shyamalan’s movies are indeed, too old.

Is this Disney or anime?

Off with the audience’s head.

A recipe for success.

A perfect showcase of moral ambiguity and bias.

When innocent children develop telekinesis.

Phone horror just got exciting again.

The year's weirdest film.

Some men will definitely feel lost for this one.

Incredibly average.

Gather for the gothic carnival spectacle of the decade!

A boring film, but a showcase of Oscar Isaacs ability.

Waiting for a punchline that never happens.

How to ruin a franchise.